Note from the current owner of my male body to the various tenants who rented here from age 18 to 55:

Being attracted to gorgeous women is a wonderful part of life, but, and there is a but, please hear this from your landlord:

If you went into a store where fine paintings were sold, and one of them took your breath away, you may want to take your breath back, keep your tongue in your mouth, and appreciate the beauty immensely, but do not take it home with you as an impulse buy until you are aware of what it’s going to cost you and whether you have those kinds of resources in your bank account.

Chances of any of my previous tenants heeding this advice, even if time travel was a thing? Nada. Zero.

That’s why advice is so cheap and fine art is so expensive!

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