Yesterday I Ate a Bad Apple Instead of Offering a Healthy Beer

Yesterday a homeless man asked me for some money to buy some food. I said no, but I’d be happy to go into the store he was in front of and get him an apple. He thanked me, but looked a little disappointed. When I came out with the macintosh, he was gone. I watched my...

Humor (and Wisdom) About Putting People on Pedestals

I have put people on pedestals for much of my life, starting early with my parents, moving on up to rock stars on my wall, and eventually graduating to worshipping some spiritual superstars. “OMG, that person is so evolved! If I could ever attain their...

L.S.D. & Me

I dropped acid once a week for two decades. I couldn’t imagine life without my regular magic carpet rides. When I moved from NYC to San Diego I vowed to put L.S.D. behind me. After a few months of life without acid I began to feel the itch. I got in my car and drove...

Humor For Those Familiar with A Course in Miracles

I just stumbled upon a humor piece I wrote in 1990 that made me laugh till I cried. You have to be familiar with A Course in Miracles to really get it. I suggest reading it out loud in a deadpan serious tone. Let me know in the comments section how it landed, and...

My Current Sex Life

You want to know about my current sex life? Nope, I’m not at all offended. I actually appreciate you asking. I have no shame, no secrets, and nothing to tell. It has been a long time since I entered the monastery of semi-involuntary celibacy. I have not had the...
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