Does the thought of “being yourself” sound exhausting?
You’re in luck—because we’re thrilled to announce the launch of our brand-new Inauthentic Life Course!
In this 7-week masterclass, you’ll learn how to craft a perfectly curated life of shallow conversations, artful dodging, and just enough emotional distance to keep anyone from truly knowing you. This is your chance to become a networking novice, a small-talk savant, and the kind of person who says, “Let’s grab coffee sometime!” without ever actually meaning it.
What You’ll Learn:
How to Say “I’m Fine” With Conviction
Make those pesky emotions disappear with our patented method of plastering a smile on your face, no matter how you actually feel inside.
Advanced Ghosting Techniques
Why confront someone when you could just disappear from their life completely? Learn how to strategically “forget” to respond to texts, emails, and even in-person conversations.
Perfecting the Humblebrag
Subtly remind everyone how “grateful” and “blessed” you are—while ensuring they know exactly how much better your life is than theirs.
Boundary Avoidance for People Pleasers
Who needs boundaries when you can just say yes to everything? Master the art of overcommitting, people-pleasing, and smiling through the pain!
Hidden Benefits
(We Won’t Talk About in Public)
Zero emotional growth! Finally, a course that doesn’t require uncomfortable self-reflection.
Impress your friends with how put-together you seem!
Experience the freedom of shallow relationships that never require you to show up as your real self!
Limited-Time Offer: Sign Up Now!
If you enroll within the next 48 hours, you’ll receive a bonus module on “Fake It ‘Til You Break It: How to Appear Totally Fine While Slowly Falling Apart Inside”—absolutely free! But hurry, spots are filling up fast because, let’s be honest, who wants to be authentic?
So, what are you waiting for? Step into a life where surface-level connections reign supreme, and emotional depth is a distant memory. The Inauthentic Life Course is your fast track to a life of pretending, performing, and avoiding any genuine human connection!
We can’t wait to see the version of you that’s just good enough for Instagram. 
-From the Authentic Revolution Peeps
